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Let's see... about me...

I'm short. Which annoys me, but amuses other people who occasionally use me as an impromptu coffee table or breakfast bar. And I walk very slowly - I get cramp, you see.

I like food of almost any description, providing it's not prawns or onions or jelly [though I do like prawn cocktail and cheese and onion crisps - and jelly babies]. I enjoy sitting around and doing nothing [a sport I play regularly, though it's always better as a team game]. Probably my most annoying fault is my habit of deconstructing things I claim to like - I think to really love something, you have to want to take it apart. Which is why I can often be found laughing at Delta and the Bannermen [don't ask].

I write a lot. I guess it's sort of like a hobby - I'd love it to be a living, and perhaps if one day I get off my well-worn ass and do something about it, it will be. As it goes, I'm currently an admin assistant.

For social services.

In Somerset.

But, as another rather short but much wiser man once said... it could be worse. It could be Perivale.

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